St Valentines Verses Poems

St Valentines Verses Poems bring you valentine poems, valentines poems, st valentine's day poems, st valentine's poems and valentines day poem. There are many ways to describe valentine poetry and poems for valentines day, Perhaps because the concept is still a modern one...love will always be hip.. butthe tradition of sending valentine day poems grew out of a very old story.






This is a Valentine poem
What I have written
Cos with all consuming love
I've been smitten

And when I say smitten
I mean everywhere
There's one bit, particularly smit
But let's not go down there

I say this joyously
Ecstatically, euphorically and such
Cos I love you, verily
Verily, verily much

I've told everyone I love you
There's no one I didn't tell
Why, I even told the vicar
And he toll'd the bell

William Shakespeare wrote sonnetly
"Love is as a fever, longing still"
I think he's right
I've never felt so ill

Cos I'm o'er brimming with love's fever
Yet all atingle, aroused, excited
And as to the state of me troth
It's well and truly plighted

I've come over all funny
But that's your effect on me
It's cos I love you more than....
...a dog loves a tree
...a lumberjack loves a cucumber snack
...a fish loves staying wet
.... Romeo loved Juliet
...an aardvark loves ants
I've a stirring in me...
...mind

For the right words, sentiments
I'm grasping, groping
This poem could go on forever
Like us
I'm hoping
Be mine
Be my Valentine

Jon Bratton c 2007

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Enjoy Valentine's Day, Darling
Indeed, I'll see that you do
This comes with love (and a promise)
From your wife...and best friend too
This is the Happy Valentine's Day card
( Lewis ) and ( Jenny ) asked me to send
And I'm to give you something special
But was given no money to spend
What can I give you that's special
That doesn't cost a sou?
Oh well, as it's a special day
I'll leave it up to you
Whatsoever you decide
I can deal with, no fearing
Providing it doesn't involve wet fish
Or bedroom chandeliering

© J Bratton 2004

More from the St Valentine's Day verses poems quotes collection by Jon Bratton

Goldilocks, it's known, had lots of guys
And Pinnochio's one, I do surmise
She'd sit on his face
Stick his nose in that place
Then make the poor puppet tell lies!

""""""I missed you so much
I really was hurting
I wasn't shedding tears
But my eyes kept squirting

I missed you so much
But not completely
Just from the top of my head
Down to my feetly

I missed you so much
My heart was breaking
I did that much missing
My misser was aching

I missed you so much
But not anymore
Welcome Home, Darling
You're the one I adore

Adapted by JB from work by someone else unknownSt Valentines Verses Poems

My Valentine
I'd like to scuttle your puttle
Spiddle your paddle
Tickle your wickle
And twittle your taddle

Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string
Brundle your strundle
And frondle your ding

I'm completely nuts about you
Be my Valentine

Jon Bratton 2006

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Happy St. Bonking Day, ( Paul )
Already I've given a clue
Here's another.....meet me in bed
Guess what present I've got for you

Happy Valentine's Day

© Jon Bratton 2004

One day, two women
Walked into a loo
I'd have thought one of them would have seen it
Wouldn't you?

Happy Valentine's Day

Jon Bratton © 2007

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As I write out this card
I've gone into a dream,
Thinking of you smothered
All over, in whipped cream.

I get this thought every night
And wonder when it'll stop.
And I'm always wondering what it'll be like
With a cherry on the top!

Happy Valentine's Day

""""

This St. Valentine's Day
Let's sin
On a tiger skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur

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The gift for you, I pondered thus
Was a ginormous hippopotamus
So you and I could ride
Astride
His hippo hide
While sitting on our bottomus
And, perhaps,
Since you've got him, I
Should get one too....
Two ...hippopotami

Or we could just do it..
.. like normal peopleli
Be my Valentine

Adapted by Jon Bratton © 2004 from somewhere

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Oh! the happy bounding flea
You cannot tell the he from she
But she can tell
And so can he
Whoopee !

From one bed bug to another, Happy Valentine's Day

Ogden Nash, adapted

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I got this card just for you
At least the outside's clean
I'll put kisses on the bottom
And elsewhere...(if you see what I mean? )

© Jon Bratton 2004

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More from the St Valentine's Day verses poems quotes collection by Jon Bratton

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me.

Ogden Nash

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I love my life
Because it gave me you
I love you
Because you are my life

Happy Valentine's Day

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You're nothing short...
...of my everything

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Remember that a general verse or poem can be changed to fit the person to whom it is being sent. You can change, for example, "special" to "important, "admire" to "love" or "I" to "we" . You can add a name, or a number. For more on personalising verses/poems

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If you are a Crafter/ Individual you are free to use them without asking permission

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Claudius the Roman Emperor was having trouble getting men to serve in his army so he passed a law which did not allow any more marriages. (Single men were more willing to go off to war) Valentine, who was a minister who did not support the new law, was caught performing marriage ceremonies secretly. Jailed and sentenced to death,many young people came to visit Valentine. One was the daughter of the prison guard. On the day of his death Valentine wrote a note to the daughter signed "Love from your Valentine". This was on February 14, 269 A. D. Allegedly

To this day people send St Valentine love poems, but the St title is usually dropped and called poems for valentines, love poems for valentines day or valentine verse. Some are serious love poems but it is common for the young to send funny valentine poems

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