Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
But I thought long and hard
You'd pick the perfect gift for you Jon Bratton c 2007 Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Having been through PMT and HRT
And I don't need ESP
But hey, with a posh frock and a bit of slap Happy Birthday ( Mildrid ) Jon Bratton c 2005 ******
For a new teenager
Start being very awkward
Throw several tantrums daily
It's said you'll get all grumpy
But these can be exciting times
A very happy 13th birthday Jon Bratton © 2007 Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Happy Birthday Old Buddy Jon Bratton c 2006 ******
(Apart fom it taking 4 hours
The only thing special about this card.. Jon Bratton 2004 *****
For a birthday on 25th December:
A very happy birthmas
Cos you're sooooo special Jon Bratton c 2004
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Now that you're 40 Jon Bratton c 1997 ******
You've reached a famous milestone Jon Bratton c 1995 ******
At (50) you're now over the hill Jon Bratton c 1998 ******* To a Twin from a Twin
Happy (50th), twin of mine Jon Bratton c 1999 Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses For verses about habits or traits to include in a birthday tributefor example: Ok, so you fall asleep in the chairYour snoring's not that bad (great)As for the sound you make when you singIt's very...similar, Dad (Mate)
Jon Bratton c 1997__________ You're not at all like a (30) year oldAnd (I) mean what (I) sayMind you, being a (Jm Reeves) fanIs a dead giveaway_____________________ Happy Birthday (Margaret)You've reached the big (four)-0You're getting old, so it's OKIf you start running slow You can quit all that hooveringYou can stop being so keenTo tidy up and decoratePolish, scrub and clean Jon Bratton c 1998
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Enjoy your birthday, DarlingIndeed, I'll see that you doThis comes with love (and a promise)From your wife...and best friend too Jon Bratton c 1997 ***** Yesterday, you were (five)Just a kid, a kitten, a pupBut today, you're (six) years oldYou're soooo growed up Jon Bratton c 2005 ***** For your birthday, I'm sure that you'd likeA home cooked meal and a glass of wineSo I called your mother and she said Yes,Next Wednesday, at her place, suits her fine. Jon Bratton c 2007 ***** Some people want presents ,Some want a birthday bash.But you? Same thing every year.You just want cash Happy BirthdayYou're now a teen…without the cash!I'm sooo mean Jon Bratton Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
You have been the light of my lifeFor 16 yearsThis special day for youIs also very special to meI love you Submitted by Margaret __________
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40 Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live! First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.Branch Rickey Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho M
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.- Phyllis Diller
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Feeling old? At least you're still on the right side of the grass. Happy birthday..and keep gardening Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
You're old enough to sleep by yourselfand young enough not to want to have to. _________ Now you've turned forty,I should be able to change you,like a banknote, for two twenties Happy Big Four-O Day_________ __________ __________
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser... __________
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Middle age is when broadness of the mind And narrowness of the waist change places. __________
After 50, you're a WOW-a wiser older woman, Aging isn't about losing youth, But gaining wisdom.
If life begins at 40....What just ended for you ? Happy 40th Birthday
Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this yearbut......she's happy to know you're halfway there! __________ As you get older,you gain knowledge,tolerance and serenity...then your teeth fall out.Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Forty is the old age of youth;Fifty is the youth of old age. __________
Forty isn't old...If you're a tree ! Happy Birthday,you young sapling you _________________ Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional ! Happy Birthday(and keep acting your shoe size)
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Loving, learning, a world to be seen.So much before you are sweet sixteen. __________
Another candle on your cake?Well, that's no cause to pout.Be glad that you have strength enoughTo blow the damn thing out.
Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Health to youWealth to youAll the best that life can give to you.May fortune still be kind to you,And happiness be true to you,And life be long and good to you,Is the toast of all your friends to you. __________
As you are at seven, so you are at seventy. __________
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. __________
Age is like fine wine....It gets better with time !! Happy Birthday, __________________
Age isn't important unless you're cheese. __________
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
At your age...You've got achy, breaky everything !! __________
At your age...You've seen it all...you've heard it all...You've done it all.... You just can't remember it all... __________
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art ____________________________ If you're late and missed the date, don't wait or hesitate click to Belated birthday wishes wordings Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Grey hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life. __________
If things get better with age,Then you are approaching Magnificent. __________
First a botherThen a brotherNow a friend ________________ This is a special hand-made card, (Bill)With a message to impartHave the very bestest birthdayThese words are from the heart __________ May your birthday be as special as you are! Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Growing up is for trees, stay young have fun! ____________
Classic, Genuine, Antique Person...They just don't make 'em like this anymore!!
Count your life by smiles, not tears.Count your age by friends, not years. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Don't regret growing old....it is a privilege...denied many...! __________ 50 is the age of discovery....you discover you're old!!!
Inside every older personis a young personwondering what the hell happened ! Happy Birthday, __________
It used to be wine, women and song...now it's beer, the old lady and TV !! Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Two years gone by,How time has flown,We can't believehow (name)'s grown!She's such a joyand much fun too,Oh my! Your baby'sturning Two! _________
You're as cute as a bugSo precious to hugA darling childWho's nice to be near.So.. hope turning twoIs happy and funAnd takes you alongTo a third great year
__________________ The most amazing thing about turning THREE Is your world's now filled with discoveries. _____________________________ You've grown so big now that you're FOUR.You're not so little anymore. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Hooray! Hooray! You're finally FIVEBet you thought this day would never arrive. ______________________________ Turning SIX is a big eventFilled with fun and merriment
Just because you're (30) (40) (50), Don't despair, oh noOvernight you won't discoverYou've lost your get up and go. Nor will you become all wrinkled,Nor ache from head to toe.So even though you're ripeningDon't regard it as a blow,You won't suddenly look decrepid .... ...Cos that happened long ago!! __________ I wouldn'tsay thatyou're old......you've just beenyoung longerthan most of us. Happy Birthday _____________
Happy Birthday, MumMay all your wishes come true...Except for the one about 15 grandchildren.
Don't do anything embarrassingon your birthday this year.You don't have as much timeto live it down as you used to. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses
Sure I believe you're 29!Of course, we 22-year-oldscan be very gullible. ______ I realize that getting oldcan seem intimidating at first... But what's it like now??? Happy Birthday
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Have you always looked this young?Or is it just an annoying habityou've picked up in your old age? Happy Birthday
Another candle on your cake?Well, that's no cause to pout.Be glad that you have strength enoughTo blow the damn thing out. ____________ Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life. If things get better with age, then you are approaching Magnificent. You should really celebrate on your birthday.Take TWO naps today.
______ The polar ice caps are meltingPrevention measures, we must takeSo please don't think of lightingAll those candles on your cake ____
It's only naturalto become quieter as we grow older...It's not easy to talkand hold in your stomachat the same time! _____ Heard your birthday was cancelled......due to lack of aging! Have a Great One!
Happy BirthdayYou've got a great life,you look wonderful and your health is good...How could a measly present from me compete with that?_________________________ As we grow older we often find that it is often better to light one small candle......than to be seen in fluorescent lighting. Happy Birthday
Never lie about your ageexcept in the case of an emergency......like if somebody should ask how old you are. ________________________ Grandads give you lots of chocsAnd let you stay up late,Then they give you lots of popAnd sweeties by the crate.They tell you brilliant stories of whenMum & Dad were smallYou then find out the real truth,They weren't so good at allThey're Father Christmas all year roundThey never ever bug you.With massive hearts and open armsJust waiting there to hug you Submitted by PeejayNicked from a commercial card(Not recommended for use on cards for sale) ______________________________ Now you've reached the big (five O)Don't start to dye your hairDon't think of having face liftsAnd don't change the clothes you wearDon't modify your languageDon't rebel and cause outrageDecide to do the decent thingJust lie about your age Submitted by PeejayNicked from a commercial card(Not recommended for use on cards that you sell)
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