Goodbye Co-workers

Fare thee well & Goodbye Co-workers verses and quotes to say I'm off due to promotion, I'm off to retire and just play golf ha ha! Getting married and having a baby or simply changing career! These are for your use for non commercial purpose.










Goodbye Co-workers

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Congratulations on your Promotion- you've been a good boss!

It’s not hard to find the words,
there are lots that come to mind.
To show appreciation for someone being kind.
So for all the special things you did,
and the niceness that you share,
a big thank you from the heart
for all the ways you cared
a big thank you from the heart
for all the ways you cared.
You will be missed!

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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Well Done! For changing your career as many of us would,
but we're not as brave as you and not sure what to do.
You went to that seminar that made you change your mind,
To become a website builder at your age is very brave of you.

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Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Raymond Lindquist

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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency -
the place to find your fairytale prince and beautiful princess.
We'd never have thought of it oh-how clever of you!
It's certainly very catchy and we wish you complete success

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Goodbye Co Workers this is why I've got to go!

Why I’m Knackered

I’m Tired!! Yes, I’m knackered. For several years I’ve been blaming
it on my age, time of the month, lack of vitamins, air
pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour,
and another dozen maladies that make you wonder whether
or not life is really worth living???
Yes, I’m knackered because I’m overworked,
The population of this country is 61 million.
26 million are retired.
That leaves 35 million to do the work.
There are 24 million at school and college.
That leaves 11 million to do the work.

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the
government to look after us. That leaves 5 million to do
the work.

1 million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million
to do the work.

3 million are employed by county borough councils to help
the government look after us.
That leaves 1 million to do the work

There are 620,000 people in hospitals and 379,998 in prisons.
Which leaves 2 people to do the work
YOU AND ME
And you’re sitting on your arse reading this
NO WONDER I’M BLOODY KNACKERED!!

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Goodbye Co-workers

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Retirement

As a chapter closes in your life,
And a new one starts for you,
May your years be filled with all the things
You've been looking forward to!

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Quiz for Retirees:

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

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GETTING WED!

I'm getting married in the morning
It's a pretty good reason to go.
I've waited for this day so long
I thought I'd just let you know.

I will miss you all but not the job in hand,
It's boring and we're not paid enough
So tomorrow night I'll be with my husband.
For better or worse it can't be like this handcuff.

I do love you all but not enough to stay, SO:-
so long, au revoir and we'll meet up another day.

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Goodbye Co-workers