Funny Valentine Quotes

Funny Valentine Quotes that just might reach that place that others can't reach! Many a true word spoken in jest and is sometimes easier to hide behind if not reciprocated. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
Shakespeare

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Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit
that it makes the ride worthwhile.
Sean Connery

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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in
this world is a woman's heart.
Josiah G. Holland

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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything,
and two minus one equals nothing.

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Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!

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It's not that I can't live without you
It's just that I don't want to try

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Love is the wine of existence.
Henry Ward Beecher
Drink tonight?

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