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Funny Valentine Poems
These Funny Valentine Poems will help you win your hearts desire and their love and is one way of firing Cupids arrow. As love and laughter make the world go round then you need to hop on and go for the ride and lay your heart and soul bare.We're sure you'll be halfway there when you make them smile. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.
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Love is a grave mental illness. Peter Ustinov
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Plenty of love, tons of kisses, hope some day to be your Mrs.
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Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You're such a cute tomato, Will you peas to me belong? You've been the apple of my eye, You know how much I care; So lettuce get together, We'd make a perfect pear.
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It's not that I can't live without you It's just that I don't want to try
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On Valentines day This is just a note to say I'm glad I married you, And I bet the kids are, too
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I won't run and I won't hide, 'Cause I want you to find me. I always want you by my side, On top, beneath, or behind me!
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You're such a red hot sexy guy/chick You make my heart go potty. I can see the one for me Is you, cause you're top totty!
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime