Funny Birthday Messages

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The only type of six-pack you're ever going to have now is from the liquor store.

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Many happy returns - exchange your gifts for something you actually want.

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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Exactly how far along the process are you? Happy Birthday,
Whatsyerface

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Everyone knows we're the same age. I'm saying we're 29 - please don't blow it for both of us!

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Birthday thought
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter

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May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love

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To make a success of old age, you've got to start young.
I can see you've already started!
Happy Birthday

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