Fun Poems Kids

Fun Poems Kids is the web page that can boast to the utmost a host of the most moist juicy rhymes of all times written and gathered here, methinks, specially for the kiddiewinks. Me, I'm off to the docs to ask why I need to rhyme my time, away and say all day the way I do. Adieu. Toodle-oo to you, toodle-i, goodbye










I dreamed a dream next Tuesday,
Beneath the apple-trees;
I thought my eyes were big pork-pies,
And my nose was made of cheese.
The clock struck twenty minutes to six,
When a frog sat on my knee;
I asked him to lend me twenty cents,
But he borrowed fifty cents from me.

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My sunshine doesn't come from the skies,
It comes from the love in my dog's eyes.

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You're slower than a herd of turtles
Stampeding through peanut butter
I poured Spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone. Perhaps I'm a nutter

There's no perhaps about it

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Five big elephants - oh, what a sight,
Swinging their trunks from left to right!
Four are followers, and one is the king.
They all walk around in the circus ring.

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Mr. Finney had a turnip that grew and grew;
Till it was the size of a giant's head
Then his daughter Lizzie picked it
And put it in the shed.

There it lay and it lay
Till it began to rot;
And his daughter Susie took it
And put it in the pot.

And they boiled it and boiled it
As long as they were able,
And then his daughters took it,
And put it on the table.

Mr. Finney and his wife
They sat down to sup;
And they ate and they ate
And they ate that turnip up.

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Baa baa grey sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full.
One for the kitten
One for the cats
And one for the guinea pigs
To knit some woolly hats.

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Baa baa white sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three needles full.
One to mend a jumper
One to mend a frock
And one for the little girl
With holes in her socks.

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Alas! Alas!
For Miss McKay!
Her knives and forks
Have run away.
And when the cups
And spoons are going,
She's sure there is
No way of knowing.

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Adam And Eve and Pinchme,
Went down to the river to bathe.
Adam and Eve were drowned.
Who do you think was saved?

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Says the little girl to the little boy,
"What shall we do?"
Says the little boy to the little girl,
"I will kiss you!"

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What is a limerick, Mother?
It's a form of verse, said brother
In which lines one and two
Rhyme with five when it's through
And three and four rhyme with each other.

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Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don't ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!

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When man first went to look around
He saw a lion on the ground
The lion tried to give a smile
The man felt happy - for a while
Until he saw the lion's jaw
Full of teeth and looking for
Something good and fat to eat
So the man decided to retreat
The lion was only going to play
He'd already eaten once that day.

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If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

Spike Milligan

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I should have stayed in bed today,
in bed's where I belong,
as soon as I got up today,
things started going wrong,
I got a splinter in my foot,
my puppy made me fall,
I squirted toothpaste in my ear,
I crashed into the wall.

I knocked my homework off the desk,
it landed on my toes,
I spilled a glass of chocolate milk,
it's soaking through my clothes,
I accidentally bit my tongue,
that really made me moan,
and it was far from funny
when I banged my funny bone.

I scraped my knees, I bumped my nose,
I sat upon a pin,
I leapt up with alacrity,
and sharply barked my shin,
I stuck a finger in my eye,
the pain is quite severe,
I'd better get right back to bed
and stay there for a year.

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I wear a funny little hat.
I have a funny nose.
Sometimes I'm thin.
Sometimes I'm fat.
My shoes have floppy toes.
I wiggle, wiggle all about.
I jiggle up and down.
I make children laugh and shout.
It's fun to be a clown.

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I said, 'This horse, sir, will you shoe?'
And soon the horse was shod.
I said, 'This deed, sir, will you do?'
And soon the deed was dod!

I said, 'This stick, sir, will you break?'
At once the stick he broke.
I said, 'This coat, sir, will you make?'
And soon the coat he moke!

Edward Lear

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Itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout;
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out;
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain;
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again.

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Ladybird, ladybird,
Fly away home,
Your house is on fire
And your children all gone;
All except one
And that's little Ann,
And she has crept under
The warming pan.

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Cats are Wonderful Friends

Gentle eyes that see so much,
paws that have the quiet touch,
Purrs to signal 'all is well'
and show more love than words could tell.
Graceful movements touched with pride,
a calming presence by our side
A friendship that takes time to grow
Small wonder why we love them so.

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A cat came fiddling out
of the barn,
With a pair of bagpipes
under her arm;
She could sing nothing
but fiddle-cum-fee
The mouse has married
the humble bee
Pipe, cat! Dance, mouse!
We'll have a wedding at our good house.

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Pussy-cat ate the dumplings, the dumplings,
Pussy-cat ate the dumplings,
Mama stood by,
And cried, "oh, Fie!
Why did you eat the dumplings?"


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