Divorce Verses Poems Quotes

This Divorce Verses Poems Quotes web page has rhymes suitable for putting in a card to be sent to a friend who has just got a divorce








Divorce verse #1

Congrats on your divorce
Over religious differences, wasn't it?
He thought he was God,
And you thought he was a Shit.
But he did bring you religion
And he did it very well
For everyday of your married life
Did you not experience Hell?

Jon Bratton c 2005

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The perfect man is gentle
Never harsh nor cruel nor mean
He is attentive and considerate
And he keeps the home so clean.
He loves to do the vacuuming
And cooking, he loves that too
Yes he'll do anything in his power
To show his love for you.
He's never made you shed a tear
Nor hurt you in any way
You shouldn't have wed the Shit you did
Coz the perfect man is gay.

Congratulations on your Divorce

Jon Bratton 2010(based on sentiments of another)

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Divorce verse #3

You were (7) years a-courting
Then marriage took it's course
It didn't work, so here's wishing you
A long and happy divorce

Jon Bratton c 2005

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Divorce..verse #4

Love was not enough for you,
Not enough in each heart.
Your differences were much too great,
Your lives had grown apart.

You didn't like each other much,
But put that truth aside
About your love, you're agreed
You agree that it has died

Heartiest best wishes
On the divorce coming through
It's the End of an Error
And the start of something new

Jon Bratton c 2006

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Divorce verse #5

When they leave the house,
Men kiss their wife goodbye
When they leave the wife.
They kiss their house goodbye

Jon Bratton c 2005

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Marriage is a three-ring circus

Engagement ring, then wedding ring,
Then suffering, of course
Suffering's now endering,
Congrats on your divorce.

Jon Bratton 2010

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