Divorce Verses Poems Quotes
This Divorce Verses Poems Quotes web page has rhymes suitable for putting in a card to be sent to a friend who has just got a divorce
Divorce verse #1
Congrats on your divorce Over religious differences, wasn't it? He thought he was God, And you thought he was a Shit. But he did bring you religion And he did it very well For everyday of your married life Did you not experience Hell?
Jon Bratton c 2005
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The perfect man is gentle Never harsh nor cruel nor mean He is attentive and considerate And he keeps the home so clean. He loves to do the vacuuming And cooking, he loves that too Yes he'll do anything in his power To show his love for you. He's never made you shed a tear Nor hurt you in any way You shouldn't have wed the Shit you did Coz the perfect man is gay.
Congratulations on your Divorce
Jon Bratton 2010(based on sentiments of another)
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Divorce verse #3
You were (7) years a-courting Then marriage took it's course It didn't work, so here's wishing you A long and happy divorce
Jon Bratton c 2005
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Divorce..verse #4
Love was not enough for you, Not enough in each heart. Your differences were much too great, Your lives had grown apart.
You didn't like each other much, But put that truth aside About your love, you're agreed You agree that it has died
Heartiest best wishes On the divorce coming through It's the End of an Error And the start of something new
Jon Bratton c 2006
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Divorce verse #5
When they leave the house, Men kiss their wife goodbye When they leave the wife. They kiss their house goodbye
Jon Bratton c 2005
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Marriage is a three-ring circus
Engagement ring, then wedding ring, Then suffering, of course Suffering's now endering, Congrats on your divorce.
Jon Bratton 2010
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