Birthday Card Messages
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Another year older **
A professor spoke to me in animated tones. ** Another birthday? Take it like a woman - eat chocolate and bitch. **
Old age is like a cat. ** Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms **
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. **
You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Doh! Trust me eh? What am I like? ** To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living ** 29 until further notice? **
Just heard how old you are. ** Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. ** If you scored points for having birthdays, you'd be winning.
** Birthday Card MessagesLaughter lines you say? Well something must have been hilarious. ** How many F's in "present"? That's right, No F'in present. **
With Age Comes Wisdom. ** We grow too soon old and too late smart **
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ** Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. **
When you pass forty drop pretense, **
Money's tight, **
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. **
Your birthday is a feather in the broad wing of time. **
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream **
When you're young anything goes.
** Lead you not into temptation; you can find it yourself **
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it |
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